It’s Bachelorette Monday? What?! I’m sorry, didn’t we just leave a cute blonde in a corn field somewhere like a few weeks ago? Well, this season who knows what the hell is going to go down. It’s a new game kids, new format; TWO Bachelorettes which means double the wine and tons of snarky tweets coming your way. After last week’s press call both girls (Kaitlyn and Britt) both seem grateful to be chosen as our “Bachelorettes” but did I feel like I was talking to Romy and Michelle and it . . .
I guess the thought of living in Iowa would drive me to drink. As if last week didn't already leave us pointing judgy alcohol fingers, befriending a bale of hay in my spare time may cause me to hit the bottle a little harder than most. Such is the case with the 23 women left on Episode 2 of this season - where Chris Harrison will take on a new role, AA counselor. I heard he's going to hold meetings in the hot tub... If you didn’t think The Bachelor could get any more ridiculous – it did. . . .
I tried to hold off – I really did!After last season’s epic ending – I swore off the ABC series. Let’s call it checking into rose rehab. But then as I found myself getting closer and closer to January 5th – the itch to take another drink from the proverbial glass of rose began again… . . .
Pshhh, and you thought that goodbye was truly final from my Bachelor blogging days. Oh you sweet, sweet readers. Well now comes the time and the episode none of us know NOTHING ABOUT – every detail, every twist, turn and tear is a total surprise… but then again I don’t think anyone expected what went down ‘After the Final Rose.’ . . .
Well it’s official we have restored all that is good to The Bachelorette Franchise post-Juan Pablo! Despite the fact that I currently would love a cerveza – maybe we should switch to Champagne to congratulate “The Murrays!” . . .