Pshhh, and you thought that goodbye was truly final from my Bachelor blogging days. Oh you sweet, sweet readers. Well now comes the time and the episode none of us know NOTHING ABOUT – every detail, every twist, turn and tear is a total surprise… but then again I don’t think anyone expected what went down ‘After the Final Rose.’ . . .
Well it’s official we have restored all that is good to The Bachelorette Franchise post-Juan Pablo! Despite the fact that I currently would love a cerveza – maybe we should switch to Champagne to congratulate “The Murrays!” . . .
Rose fans! It's that time of the season again arguably my favorite episode of the franchise. Something about 20-ish dudes defending their on-screen feelings and seeing who came out buffer, scruffier and apparently who gained a few and grew some hair just says good TV to me. I know, fine I have weird taste but let me tell you tonights episode of the The Men Tell All certainly didn't disappoint.... well at least after the first 30 minutes. . . .
There’s only two time’s America has ever really cared about Iowa – during the caucuses and when #ChrisForBachelor start’s nationally trending on twitter. Kidding…sort of… . . .
Y’all, I don’t know if I am missing JJ or was just too drunk to write the post after the amount of wine consumed on Monday. (Yes, I’m old, three days of recovery is needed) – just kidding. But I can tell you right now any family I meet/bring a boy home – the wine will sure be flowing. I mean how do you expect me to memorize the Duggar-esque family tree and all of it's names or go for a long backyard pass completely sober? You must be out of your minds… "go home you're drunk." . . .